Islamic (!) Chat-up Lines

I came across these in facebook! I found them hilarious and more than anything just plain stupid. Cant imagine anyone using them but like I said they are funny. My favourites are 10, 13 and 15 LOL

Enjoy ...

1.I'm looking for the "Made In Jannah" tag
2. Are those legs halal?
3.OMG!! I just saw part of your hair, now your obligated to marry me..
4. Wanna pray in jamaat? shoulder to shoulder, feet to feet?"
5.Wanna date? i bought a whole box when i went to madinah"
6. Marry me so I don't have to lower my gaze every time you walk into the room..
7. Girl when i saw you i said mashallah, then i said inshallah
8. Would you like to help me wake up for Fajr?
9. Are you a Shiite? Because when I saw you, I said to myself, "She aiight"
10.You’re so fine, I wanna marry you, get 10 kids with you and pray domestic jamaah for the rest of our lives.
11. "U thief. u know, its wrong to steal in Islam""how am i a thief?""u stole my heart"
12. Are your feet tired? Because you've been performing Tawaaf in my mind all day long?
13. How would you like to help me fulfill half of my deen?
14. Girl...I know its haraam "paying" so much "interest" in you...but I can't help myself...
15.wanna ride shotgun on my camel?
16.Girl you fine, TAKBEER
17. You are the noor of my eyes.
18. Hey do you want to pray together? Should I call you or Nudge you?
19.Your face shines with so much noor that it could launch a thousand (Jihadi) ships
20. Have your ammi call my ammi
21. You are the reason hijab was mandated.
22. You are the coolness of my eyes.
23. I didn't trip over my robe, I fell for you.
24. You're so beautiful, You would make hur-al-ayn jealous.
25. I have some sort of sickness but Allah*swt* has created a cure, that's you.
26. Sister, I'm not drunk, just intoxicated by you.
27. Any cup of water that you pour for me will taste like Zam Zam.
28. The noor on your face is so strong, I think I'm going to go blind!
29. "Hey I'm a nice Muslim boy and you seem like a nice Muslim girl, so what do you say we make a halal match?"
30.Allah created everything in pairs, so what are you doing single?
31.Sister For a moment I thought I had died and gone to heaven. Now I see that I am very much alive, and heaven has been brought to me.
32.Our parents engaged us when we were little, they must have forgotten to tell you.
33.I'd like to be more than just your brother in Islam.
34.Will my platinum VISA cover your dowry?
35.You can't play basketball with a hijab on, marry me, and we will go one-on-one our entire life. 36. Muslims are supposed to have many children, and I am willing to do my part...
37. Will you help the cause of the Ummah by helping me fulfill my deen?
38.What school of thought do you follow because I thought about you all through school.
39.It must be Laylatul Qadr. Because that's the night that angels come down from Heaven.
40.I've had to fast every day since the day that I first saw you.
41.I know Halal meat does a body good, but damn, how much you been eatin.
42.Would you like to share my prayer-mat?
43.I'm not sure of the Nikah process. Can you help me through it?
44.I just made dua for YOU
45. I'm not staring, I'm just enjoying my first and only allowed look.
46.Sister, you are a hijabi fitnah.
47.I'm new here, can you take me to the closest masjid?
48.You make me realise why we're asked to lower our gaze so much
49.I dont need mahr...YOU are my mahr